Whisky bottle
I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the whisky before I cycled home.
Finally, it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
Imagine what would have happened to the bottle!
anonymous Miscellaneous December 12, 2019 at 7:51 am 0 0
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